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Image via Complex Original Learn to fight.
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Image via Complex Original Don't let anything—including gonorrhea—stop you from reaching your goals.
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Image via Complex Original Don't bite off more than you can chew.
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Image via Complex Original Put some money away.
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Image via Complex Original Don't be afraid to change your image.
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Image via Complex Original Think before you talk.
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Image via Complex Original If you say crazy things people will pay attention to you.
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Image via Complex Original Be confident.
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Image via Complex Original Don't do drugs.
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Image via Complex Original Or, do some drugs.
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Image via Complex Original Uh, don't do porn either.
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Image via Complex Original Get yourself a proper attorney.
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Image via Complex Original Tigers make great pets.
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Image via Complex Original If you're good at something, you can do what you want.
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Image via Complex Original If you plan on being successful don't ever get married.
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Image via Complex Original Abstain from sex before big events.
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Image via Complex Original Know when to hang 'em up.
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Image via Complex Original Don't take anything lightly.
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Image via Complex Original Watch who you associate with.
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Image via Complex Original Eventually, mellow the 'f' out.
